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Tuesday, September 5, 2017

Hunkering Down

With Irma taking aim toward the Gulf of Mexico and having just come through Harvey, I realized I have a lot of Hurricane knowledge I can share. Being in Houston for 22 years I've ridden out TS Allison, prepped for hurricane Katrina (but it turned to Nola), Rita, Ike, Odile (while in Mexico) and now Harvey. 

Preparation is the KEY to making sure you're not miserable during and after a hurricane. Those that have gone through it before know this, that's why gasoline, bread, eggs, bottled water, canned goods, disappear days before an impending storm. Grocery stores, Sam's and Costco run out of stuff first. Hit up Dollar General, Family Dollar, any other dollar stores. People forget about those and they usually have some stuff left. If you're going to stay put I recommend the following supplies on hand:

Enough bottled water for each adult in your house to drink 1 gallon a day. Prepare for up to 2 weeks w/out running water. 

Plenty of batteries and flash lights. You'd be surprised how dark it is with no electricity especially if you board up windows. 

Back up battery packs to charge your phones. This will be your only communication to the outside world. During Ike we couldn't get calls out but we could text. Inevitably you use the light on your cell phone a lot, even if you have flashlights, and batteries go down quick. 

Non perishable food items: peanut butter, canned goods, tuna, canned chicken, beans, rice, chips, granola bars, oatmeal, etc. 

Ziploc bags, quart & gallon

Get 3-4 loaves of bread, wheat holds up longer. Keep them refrigerated to last. 

ICE for coolers if you don't have a generator to plug refrigerators in. 

If you DO have a generator try to keep about 15-20 gallons of fuel on hand. Don't run generator full time. Just a couple hours a day to keep food cold. 

A way to cook: outdoor grill, camping stove, etc. 

Bleach, a few bottles.  You can actually use 1 Tblsp of bleach per gallon of water to purify it for drinking, mix well and let it set 30 minutes before drinking. We also used bleach in the collected rain water to hand wash dishes. 

Large contractor trash bags & 30 gallon trash cans. Fill these with water. Use for bathing, washing dishes, pet drinking water, etc. 

Tarps, if any damage to house you'll need a way to keep rain out. Especially leaks in roof. If water does get in, after storm use 1:1 bleach:water solution to scrub with. 

Rope

Alcohol (drinking kind, for your sanity)

Bug spray. After a storm if no power, it'll be hot indoors and you'll spend a lot of time outdoors. Mosquitoes are terrible. 

Toilet paper. Don't be caught with 1 or 2 rolls on hand for a family if roads or stores are closed for many days. 

Do ALL laundry ahead. 2 weeks w/out electricity you want clean clothes. 

Battery operated fans. 


House prep:

Anything where you may get cat 3 or over winds, board up windows. Even a high cat 2, if you can save windows from debris it's worth it. 

If you have propane tanks, fill them. 

Anything that can hold water, fill it. We used water held in one bathtub to flush toilets with and water in the other bathtub to cook with. After 4 days of no water from Harvey our bathtub water was low. Trust me, you'll use it. 

Any dead or old trees, cut them down now before they fall on your house. 

Get cars in garage to protect from debris. 

Chainsaw

Anything that's moveable outside, bring it inside or store in garage: lawn furniture, umbrellas, lanterns, etc. hurricane winds make them projectiles. 

Any lose gutters will rip right off, make sure they are secure before storm. 

Watch the direction trees bend, they will usually fall in same direction. During storm stay away from that side of house in case one falls. 

If there is expectation that flooding will happen in your area, evacuate. Flood waters are strong and dangerous. I've seen people clinging to trees yelling for help. I've seen rescue boats get capsized. Nothing is worth that. Nothing. Get all personal valuables, photo albums, pets & kids out and just evacuate. Furniture can be replaced. If you have firearms take them with you. 


I have 2 views on storm prep.

1) It's better to have it and not need it than need it and not have it. 

2) Everything you get will be used eventually anyway. 

Tuesday, July 7, 2015

Blessed Marriage

Getting re-married after a divorce is quite possibly the last thing on most people's minds and it certainly was the last idea I would've ever had.  I found the idea absolutely unnecessary and saw no reason to have to do that, if you were happy together, that was plenty enough.  Especially with strange relationships and the experience of a rude and rocky dating world.  But I didn't hate the dating world, I did have a lot of fun and made many new friends and got TONS of free dinners, so why not.  And trust me, I have plenty of stories to tell.  But I was sure, and had confirmed through many conversations with other divorcees, that you never quite "love" the same way again.  It was a sad thought but one I was living with and logically it made sense.  That feeling of the other person being wholly a part of you, was ripped out, but I knew I could still be happy, just different.

Out of sheer luck or all the stars aligning correctly and I believe God's hand, I meet David.  That chance meeting is a whole other blog.  Man did we come from 2 totally different backgrounds.  And our spiritual beliefs were also very different.  But he treated me in a way that I had never been treated before, he respected me and celebrated my independence and drive for a successful and adventure full life.  He had stated how in the last couple of years he had really come out of his shell and started to experience all the things the world had to offer.  I was a bit surprised by that as I had always lived that way.  But I understood why.  The best part, he thought my experiences and future plans were exciting and wanted to join me.  He didn't judge me for any part of my past or how I handled myself or how I preferred to do things in my present.  And as a man who worked hard, did what he could to take care of his kids and made sure I felt secure, I respected the heck out of this man.  He not only handled his own life with responsibility and obligation but did so with a smile and determination to be a good influence.

I didn't know how we would get along being so opposite and yet so much alike.  Neither of us wanted to re-marry, we didn't see the point.  No more children, ok, agreed and we shook hands.  He really liked that I didn't have kids and was pretty sure he could not date long term someone with kids.  I said I find that hypocritical when you have children and I always thought I could not put that on my list of needs because at our age, it would REALLY limit the dating pool if kids were a deal breaker.  He agreed with me on that but it didn't really matter, I had no children and I didn't mind that he did.  Even better his youngest was 13 so no babies involved.

I can't say that we never fight, we do, but mostly it seems like arguing, sometimes that's something he is really good at and does so just for the sake of arguing.  But it's pretty great because I can say you have gotten on my last nerve today and I need you to go outside and do something not around me.  Usually he chuckles and does exactly that.  Later I can say when this happened, I felt this way and didn't appreciate that because blah blah blah and he LISTENS! As long as I deliver the message that does not feel like I'm attacking him, he will take what I have to say in consideration.  Now I've made the mistake of saying you this and you that and you just don't care, THAT my friends is the WRONG way to deliver the message to a strong headed male.  He bulls up and fights back.  Well heck, I don't want that kind of a fight and in all honesty, I think we've had 2?  Maybe 3?  And if I know what I want and how to get it, doing that is not it.  So I come in gentle but firm and with more logic than emotion and it works EVERY. TIME. And it makes for such a happy and peaceful household.

Then one day he decided, this woman has to be mine, I can't take the chance that it would ever be easy for her to walk away.  And I said yes, because I had found that love again and you know what, it was greater and deeper and more meaningful than I'd ever had.  It was a foundation built on respect, something we both knew was important but didn't understand because we never really had it previously.

But our differences have been compliments of each other and we are good at balancing each other out.  That is ONLY because we both respect each other's right to have a separate belief and NOT have one forced upon the other.  For instance, David does not agree with taking any medication, not even for a headache.  Ok great, but don't expect me to be the same.  I'm over here like what do you have that will make me feel better?  Ok, extra strength headache killer?  I'll take 2!  And we have a few different ideas on raising our daughter too, I'm sorry, but no one is going to believe the exact same there 100% all the time.  So guess what we do?  We talk it out.  I feel Lillie's behavior is that of every 2 year old in how she reacts to not getting her way and I would like to take this approach to handling it first, firm but not hurtful.  When I explain why he completely listens and respects my view point.  So is it ok if we try this first, such as explain to her first why her behavior isn't appropriate and that she needs to stop and if she continues consequence is time out or standing in the corner?  What harm is there trying that first versus going straight to spanking?  He says you're right, if she listens and follows what we say, there wasn't a need to hit her, I didn't think of it that way.  And 9 times out of 10 she doesn't want the consequence and will shape up.  The remaining times the standing in the corner has done the trick.  I can probably count on one hand the amount of times a smack on the diaper has had to happen.  We both have said we need to remain flexible because what works today, may not work next week.  To which case, we will reconvene.  I mean how can you not love that togetherness approach?

But here we are almost 6 years later.  Both of us in our first marriages were deep in get me the heck out of here by this time frame.  Call it being too young, call it being dumb, call it not knowing how to take care of ourselves yet alone another person or as a family.  Call it all of those things but it was a real struggle.  And I worried, sure, the thought crossed my mind that I could get married to him and 5 or 6 years down the road be going oh dear Lord why on earth did I do this again?!  But it felt more right than anything I'd ever known and I wasn't about to live my present based on problems from my past.  Six years together this October, the man still gives me butterflies.  I got a text from him on his lunch break today that said this: I could not have found anyone more perfect if I had been searching this whole time we've been together.  I'm really lucky the last 5 years we've been together I wasn't wasting my time trying to find someone I could live with.  My eyes welled up and my heart beat faster.  If he asked me to marry him again, I'd say yes a million times over.






Tuesday, December 23, 2014

Social Media Etiquette

I think we've all been guilty of posting a few things that maybe went a little too far.  I for one am a sharer, and have in the past given more details than necessary, that type of thing.  But lately I see so many things posted on FB (sorry, I'm not a twitterer) and other social medias that just make me go hummmm.  Surprised by what folks say or pictures they share.  Maybe some tips are in order, so I've started a list and asked others to share their ideas too!

We have been taught a saying in the corporate world, if you have to ask yourself if it's ok, it probably isn't and you should refrain.  This applies to the clothing you choose to wear to the office, the things you should or should not say during a conference call or in an email.  I think it could apply in social media too.

1)  Blasting.  Talking badly about your family, especially your significant other.  Leave that at home or for the counselor's office!  Unless it's satire or you're sharing a funny instance that happened, the whole world doesn't need to know that today you think your husband is a careless, lazy, insensitive whatever and you should get divorced.  The same goes for your siblings, your children, your parents, cousins, etc, etc etc.  Get the picture?

2)  Inappropriate pictures or foul language.  We don't need to see pictures of you or a friend flipping the bird, making obscene gestures, you in your underwear, or your tongue down someone's throat.  You also don't need to curse in all your posts.  Grow up.  It paints a nice picture of the type of attention you are seeking and it's not a good one.

3)  Battle wounds.  For me personally, I have a weak/queasy stomach.  If you just came out of surgery or suffered an injury and want to post about it fine, but save the picture for the comments section so I don't have to see a gaping wound or a thousand staples as I'm scrolling through my feed.  And give a warning!  I could be in a waiting room scrolling through and suddenly pass out from your grotesque picture, or worse yet, sitting at one of those never ending red lights behind the wheel of a car.  Yeah please, just don't.  You may not think it's that bad, but I do.

4)  Hashtags.  I'm not entirely sure their purpose (again I don't tweet) but if the number of hashtags you have is longer than the number of words in your post, you might be missing the point of posting?

5)  Begging.  Begging for people to help you, consistently.  I don't think it's a problem to ask for a prayer or share a friend's gofundme site recovering from a devastating whatever.  I'm talking about the person who every single week post something about can't someone do this for me?  Can someone watch my kids?  Can someone bring me this or that?  Can someone help me with my laundry?  Can someone build me this or make this for me?  Can someone give me this?  (I'm not talking about people willing to pay for things, these are folks who actually want others to just do for them all the time and are not kidding about it.)  I have bitten my tongue many times by not replying:  "Can you not do anything for yourself??"

6)  Whining.  Pity Party.  Woe is me.  Victim.  If more than once a month (or maybe twice, idk what the right/wrong amount here is, we ALL have our moments but...) you rant or rave about who or how wronged you've been, you might fall in to this category.  Start analyzing why you find yourself in that type of situation so often.

7)  Hijacking.  Commenting on someone else's post a contrary belief and being rude or degrading about it or trying to get them to change their mind, ideals, etc.  If you don't like what they post on their wall, move on and if you need to, counter post on your own wall.  Don't go off on their post and if you do, expect your comments to get deleted.

8)  Backseat parenting.  Replying to a mother's post on how they should or shouldn't be doing something with their child.  This one comes up for me a lot.  Unless the parent directly ASKS for advice or tips, you don't need to share.  You can say if you need help with that let me know, been there and good luck.  But for the love of God do not tell a parent what they should feed their child, what they shouldn't feed their child, what time they should put their kid to bed, or any other things that remotely sounds like hey, I'm better at this than you so here's what I would do if I were you.  (This goes the same for giving advice to a pregnant woman, unless they ask, just don't.)

9)  Fishing.  This is a step down from #2.  If you're fishing for attention, we can all read right through that.  Posts like: "my life sucks", "if you only knew what I was going through right now", "it's over", "I can't believe they did this to me", "I'm so (insert negative descriptive word here)".  Anyway, there's many scenarios.  If your post leaves 99% of the readers to ask themselves "what is going on?" then you're probably fishing.  For attention.  There are people that get paid to listen to that.  I don't.

10)  Privacy.  Don't tell other's people's business on FB.  It's probably none of your business and definitely isn't anyone else's.  And if someone is having a baby, announcing an engagement, marriage, divorce, death in family, WHATEVER, that is for THAT person to share and not you.



Tuesday, October 28, 2014

Geriatric Mothering to an "only" child - Here Momma

Alright, I kid, I kid!  I'm not geriatric, but when pregnant with Lillie my diagnosis was geriatric pregnancy!!  I realize that was an ICD-9 description and the new and upcoming ICD-10 description is something more on the lines of Advanced Maternal Age.  Either way you slice it, a first time Mom at close to 40 is OLD in the medical world!

And I wanted to be a Mom in my 20's, it just didn't happen for me, only NOW do I know how THANKFUL and LUCKY that I did not get pregnant then.  Most of you know by now that Lillie was a complete surprise but is an absolute God sent blessing.

That being said, let me tell you the things I'm learning from this experience called mature motherhood, go ahead laugh with me or at me, it's all the same in my opinion!

My child picks up every spec of anything and hands it to me.  It has become such routine that "Here Momma" elicits a trained response of hold out available hand and keep on doing what I'm doing.  It's part of mom multi-tasking and still being attentive to what my child wishes, yes that's my story and I'm sticking to it.  At first, that trained response was great because the items were harmless.  Then at some point they were not.  A list of "Here Momma" items I have blindly taken from my toddler and how recent shock treatments are changing my behavior:
1) trash; wrappers, paper pieces, kleenex, yarn/string, toenail clipping (???), etc
2) old food, squished food, powdered goldfish cracker (aka stepped on and can no longer be successfully eaten by toddler), gum from under a table (yes, we've all been there haven't we!)
3) pebbles
4) dirt
5) rocks
6) $5 bill (ok, not that I'm complaining here but when we are in public and I look down to see what the "here momma" object is since it feels different than trash and I have NO idea where she got it from, you get a little nervous that it might have been from the lady's purse on the bench next to you that is wide open, or even worse yet, your wide open purse - doing you no favor whatsoever and good Lord what else could be missing?!)
7) Boogers (well duh, knew that one was coming eventually)
8) Something that moved, yep, a beetle, still alive and crawling, I scream, shake my hand and beetle goes flying (my child is not afraid of bugs and I like to think I created it that way because I do not freak out when I see any kind of bug, reptile, spider, snake, whatever, but apparently I DO freak out when something I didn't see what it was starts crawling inside my hand.) [shock treatment 1]
9) Some sort of bug with wings, legs still twitching in death as its guts are hanging out the back end, obviously Lillie squished it to death.  See, they are getting better. [shock treatment 2]
10) Worm - ok, freak out worthy again and just ugh, gross [shock treatment 3]
11) Dead frog - yep, it's getting better [shock treatments 4 and 5 for the high voltage here]
12) Dog poop - OMG I will never blindly take a here momma item again!!!!!! [shock treatments 6, 7, 8, 9,,,,]
13) Flower - and while chatting with a friend I did not just immediately hold my hand out and she threw the flower down.

Which will lead me to my next list that I'll work on, uh...tomorrow?  How I've got one chance to get this right and I already can't count the things I've done that should ruin my child for life!  Starting with not accepting a flower.  :/

Monday, September 22, 2014

Not On My Bucket List

Stress is a fact of life.  It lets you know you're alive, or, it can make you miserable.  I have been wanting, no NEEDING, a vacation for awhile.  Full time job, Mom to toddler, wife, "flipping" a house to sell and grad student.  Individually stress comes with those job descriptions, together it makes for a flurry of insanity really.  It's easy to focus at the light at the end of the tunnel when you have a grand vacation planned with your hubby and baby in a 5 star resort in Mexico, all-inclusive and adventure bound!  We debated, Cabo, Loreto or Cancun.  We've done Cabo, we love it, but with a baby, I think we need something more relaxed.  Haven't tried the resort in Cancun yet but again, with a baby, it probably is a bit more "on the go" than we would want.  We LOVED Loreto 3 years ago, laid back but with plenty of nature things to do and a quaint little town full of some amazingly friendly people.  That seemed like the right choice, we book the room, buy our flights and start counting down the days.

There is only one flight a day in and out of Loreto.  I did mention a small, quaint town right?  So timing connecting flights has to be driven around that.  The flight from LAX into Loreto leaves LA at 9:50am on Saturday.  The earliest flight you can get from Houston to LA, lands in LA at 9:01am.  Man that's tight I thought, but no other choice really, so I booked it.  Now as part of my time share I am assigned a concierge for each trip, he's like a travel agent.  He calls me to discuss my flights and when I share with him my itinerary he says Mel, you'll never make it.  IF you land perfectly on time at 9:01 you still have to switch from domestic to international, which means re-checking your luggage and re-screening through security and with a baby.  It would be best to fly in Friday and stay over night in LA.  Ok, I call United back, explain to them the situation, they agree, I'll never make that connection, and the change fee per person to fly in Friday night was $200 a ticket.  How awesome, I paid $240 per person for the ticket and the change fee was almost just as much.  Oh well, no choice now, I pay the change fee and book a Courtyard Marriott room for Friday night that has free shuttle service to/from the airport.

David and I both take off work on Friday, get up that morning and all 3 of us are a little under the weather, cough, stuffiness and scratchy throat but nothing a little sand, sun, dry air and saltwater can't fix.  We packed that morning and have my Dad pick us up and take us to the airport.  Catch our flight to LA which is delayed about 25 minutes and land without any issues.  Arrive at our room and immediately get on Uber to get a "taxi" to Santa Monica.  We were hoping to see the sunset over the pacific off the pier but were about 20 minutes too late.  Still though, how fun is Santa Monica Blvd, the pier and Palisades Park.  We walk out on the beach, oh my, the sand is very, very white and silky soft, unlike any sand I've ever felt and it was cool on the feet.  We walk to the end of the pier taking in the sights, I buy a T-shirt and Lillie's eyes are wide and bright watching the little roller coasters and ferris wheel over her head as she sits on her Daddy's shoulders.  We make our way back to the main "drag" and have dinner at a great little taco joint and hail a cab back to the hotel.  Our time zones and flying had thrown our sleeping patterns off so we didn't get much sleep with a baby in between us but who cares, we're on vacation!

Saturday morning we head to LAX and check in for Alaska Airlines.  Arrive at the gate and we see our little twin turbo propeller airplane.  Very cool!  To say that the seats were cramped is an understatement.  If you thought it was bad in regular class on an airplane, the seats were smaller!  But hey, on AI, they serve food and free alcohol, NO ONE does that anymore.  Score!  Lillie falls asleep across our laps for the whole 2.5 hour flight.  Get to Loreto, go through their "customs" process and grab our transportation to the hotel.  We are in paradise at last!  First thing we do is hit up the restaurant for food and pina coladas.  Next we head to the kiddy pool as it's the shape of the turtle's head and has fountains that Lil can play in, she's having fun.  Our room is FANTASTIC, it's on the 5th floor on the corner of the hotel.  We have a balcony that's about 600 sq. ft. and wraps all the way around.  Open the curtains in the master bedroom and we have huge sliding glass doors and windows along 2 walls, one opens up to the east patio with a mountain view and soon to be golf course view and the other wall opens up to the north patio with the ocean view and pool view.  They bring us a crib for Lillie and we all 3 sleep great.

Sunday morning we awake to the sound of Lillie throwing up in her crib.  Uh oh.  It seems to be all mucousy and given that we all had similar little colds we're convinced that with the travel and head cold, the drainage caused this.  Besides, she in good spirits and asking to eat breakfast.  We head downstairs to meet the guy that is supposed to give us our member update over breakfast.  As we are walking to meet him, Lil throws up again.  Hmmm.  Still in ok spirits and hungry, we take her with us to breakfast.  She begins to eat, we're talking to Raul and Lil throws up in my plate of food.  Uh oh, we now have more than just drainage.  We tell Raul, sorry, we need to reschedule our little one is sick.  We take her up to the room, get her and I a quick bath and change of clothes and she snuggles back to sleep.  I make a run to the little mini mart at the resort and get crackers and gatorade which she happily gobbled up once she woke up.  After she ate, she fell back asleep.  We continued a pattern of throw up, fall asleep, eat, fall asleep, throw up for most of the day Sunday but she never cried and was happy to drink gatorade.  By the evening she was much better so we made our way downstairs to the restaurant to try to eat again as a family and they are giving updates in the lobby on a big screen about a hurricane headed to Cabo.  As we get the update, we are hearing these facts:
1) Hurricane "officials" can't decide if Odile will veer off to the left like they have 99.9% of the time or if it will make its way up the east coast of the peninsula, up the Sea of Cortez, where we are.
2)  What they DO know now is that the eye will be hitting Cabo head on and is currently a cat 4.
3)  Regardless of which way Odile goes, Loreto will be getting some heavy rain on Monday and we can book excursion trips for Tuesday and on.

As we are eating dinner Sunday we can feel the winds picking up and blowing over lamps on the tables, etc.  David and I are realizing that as the eye hits Cabo, we are getting the outer bands and are 500km north/northeast of Cabo.  Now that's a big storm, a hurricane Katrina sized storm.  A category 4 storm, wow.  Glad we didn't pick Cabo this year.  After we go back to our room, watch a little tv, the power goes out.  A few minutes later power back on, with a particular hummm.  Ahhh, emergency generator, we are golden.  As we fall off to sleep the heavy cast iron patio furniture starts sliding across the patio.  David goes out and piles up the patio furniture at the far end of the patio and removes the cushions and brings them inside.  We wake up a few times during the night from strong gusts but otherwise sleep ok.

Monday morning very windy and off and on rain, we go down to breakfast and are made aware that the hurricane IS making the way up the east coast and headed our way.  It will be downgraded from what hit Cabo and we are protected by some mountains, but we need to take some precautions.  The GM of the resort is making his rounds, you can tell he hasn't slept, but he is checking on his guests and making sure we are comfortable.  He says the worst of the storm will be here in an hour and a half to 2 hours.  He asks everyone to go back to their rooms and stay put.  He will be running the generator through the storm so if we need any food for the rest of the day to order it through room service and they'll bring it to us and order it now.  I ask him, do you have anything I can do for the baby to keep her occupied?  He sends me with a hotel worker to unlock a kids playroom, he said take whatever you want.  He and I load up our arms with crayons, paper, blocks and an activity board as David takes Lillie upstairs.  So we begin to hunker down in our room, I pull the heavy black-out curtains closed so if the windows shatter glass won't blow in our faces directly, and we stay away from the windows.  We pull out the room service menu and order chicken quesadillas, tortillas soups, civeche, guac and chips, shrimp cocktail, a pizza and sodas and bottled water!  After I send a text over wifi to my parents:  Worst of the storm will be here in hour and a half.  Talk to you after.  About 30 minutes later a knock at the door, room service.  Little did we know the elevators were now out of order and this poor guy schlept up 5 flights of stairs carrying all of our food on a tray in 70+mph winds!  We gave him a good tip.  We keep our spirits up, afterall, this isn't our first rodeo...errr hurricane, and Lillie is none the wiser.  In fact, after lunch, she takes a nap, during the worst of the storm!  We have canned lights in the room and they begin to leak water.  The windows and doors are shaking and our eardrums are popping.  I'm so thankful for tubes in Lillie's ears as she can't feel it.  We keep taking peeks out the windows, you can no longer see the ocean or the mountains, the rain is blowing around so hard.  I'm expecting to see a goat go flying through the air, though they are probably snug in their mountain caves.  We get trash cans and towels to collect the dripping ceiling light water and wait.  My stomach starts to burn, of course, why WOULDN'T I stress during a hurricane.  4 to 5 hours go by and the worst is over, it starts to simmer down like it was that morning.  Lillie is getting anxious and ready to leave the room, we decide to go down the stairs to the lobby and assess.  One of the windows in the lobby blew out and they had boarded it up with plywood.  Sandbags were lined up along all the glass doors in the lobby on both sides, to keep out the water and keep the doors from blowing open.  Staff was taking large squeegees and trying to push the water back outside.  No matter how hard you tried, you couldn't keep the water out. The GM was still directing his staff like an orchestra director and updating anyone he could.  The generator could not run full strength like he had been, we would run out of fuel.  So through Monday night he would run it for 2 hours, off for 2 hours and so on.  Again, we needed to order room service and his staff would cook during the 2 hours on and bring to our rooms.  But this 2 hour "on" period was very limited.  No more air conditioning, no outlets worked, no tv, only one light in the room worked and the fridge. Our cell phone and laptop batteries had died and it was getting hot and muggy.  After Lillie finished playing with the dead bugs in the lobby and splashing in the puddles in the lobby, we ordered room service at the front desk, carried her up 5 flights of stairs and opened all of our patio doors for a breeze.  We settled in for the night again, getting a bath of yellow water and all sleeping in underwear.  It was hot but there was enough residual wind from the storm to give us a breeze and I was grateful.  But no one slept well that night and there were still bursts of strong winds that would wake us all every so often.  You could see throughout the property staff making rounds with flashlights.  Again, the GM was still working at 100%, the man simply amazed me.

Tuesday morning, still cloudy and breezy but no rain.  I half expected to go to breakfast and get powdered scrambled eggs, a piece of toast and bottled water.  We get down to the restaurant and they have a full buffet!  Wait, what?  Aren't we without power still, don't we need to take provisions?  The GM is there to greet us for breakfast, he asks Lillie what she wants, she says apple!  He brings her 4, says produce will go bad first and this is all he has for apples, take them to our room.  He also states that to keep from overloading the generator they will be running the generator every hour on the hour for 10 minutes until we get power back.  I don't know why we ask this next question, we know better, but every single person does, when will we have power back?  No matter who you asked that to, you got a different answer.  Most said oh probably tomorrow.  At breakfast we had coffee and juice but were told they were out of bottled water.  A light bulb went off in my head.  I said David, we have been through this before, we know what to do, we have to start preparing for our family now.  He said yes, agree, and we got a game plan.  Start hoarding water, go get bread, peanut butter and jelly and snacks from the mini mart and stash them, don't throw away ANY leftovers.  We decided we'd eat whatever they had for us until they ran out and then we'd have a stash for our family, but basically for Lillie.  We felt pretty prepared.  After-all, when Ike hit Houston, some were without power for 2 weeks, here we are in Mexico and they are thinking we'd have power very soon, yeah, they are being overly optimistic.  And I get it, don't scare the guests, but I wanted to be realistic.  Better prepared than sorry.  After breakfast and a little provision preparation, we got our stuff to go spend the day at the pool.  Though there were no pumps for the pool, they had spent part of the night and all morning cleaning out the debris so that we could use it that day, as that was the only available option to do.  So we were being FORCED to do nothing, hmpf, not a bad deal I thought.  My husband on the other hand, cannot sit still.  It's not in his DNA to sit around for days and do nothing.  Maybe for a few hours tops, but that's it.  After some time at the pool, a few drinks and then lunch, Lillie and I go up for a nap (remember, 5th floor, no elevators, multiple trips a day) and David borrows a bike and starts to go take a look and see if he can get to the end of the mountain or near the top that maybe he can get a cell signal.  A few hours later he comes back, no such luck.  But he knows that the heavy equipment the resort was using to build the golf courses were being sent to help clear the roads.  There had been some rock avalanches closing the roads to town and to the airport and they needed that worked on asap.  Especially for those being evacuated from the south of us.

What was coming out of our pipes in the rooms was a yellow water.  You weren't supposed to drink it but you could wash with it.  10 minutes was not enough time for all of us to get in a shower.  Keep in mind we had no clue what time it was, so you would hear the generator start up and if you decided to bathe, get up 5 flights of stairs and start filling the bathtub.  It wasn't that after 10 minutes you just lost the hot water, you lost water period!  No pumps to send the water to your room.  So each night, we'd wait for the genny, fill the bathtub, Lillie and I would take a bath and we'd save the water in the tub for David and he'd grab a bath last.  During dinner Tuesday night they kept the genny up for only one of the kitchens and our knight in shining armor, the GM, who we learned was named Sixto, was in the kitchen with a chefs hat on and cooking.  This man literally did it all.  We sat outside, there were 2 items they were cooking to choose from, usually chicken and fish or steak and shrimp, beans and rice and they had bottled water!  So they have a basement that had flooded a bit and couldn't get to their bottled water supply that morning, that's why they didn't have any, not because they had run out, whew!  I smacked a mosquito on my arm and Sixto said are you getting eaten by bugs?  I said yes, but I have Off in my room, silly me just forgot to bring it down.  He said where in your room is it, I'll send someone for it.  Oh no, Sixto, your guys are busy, we can go get it, I appreciate that thank you though.  They handed out candles and matches at dinner to everyone to take to our rooms and to be able to navigate the pitch black stair wells at night.  Again Tuesday night was hot and there was less wind so less breezy but somehow we slept fairly well and during the night sure enough, Sixto and his staff were canvassing the property with flashlights and cleaning the pools.

Wednesday morning breakfast was the same, a full buffet, we were definitely getting fat.  Sixto comes over to each guests table to check on everyone.  He said what do you need for Lillie?  I said Lillie is good, and Lillie told him apples.  Of course, in less than 2 days she had eat 4 apples.  I'm not sure where her all of a sudden appetite for apples came from but what Lil said while we were there, Lil got.  So Sixto tells me he is sending someone in to a nearby town to get fresh produce and will get Lillie apples, even if he has to send the guy by boat.  We notice there are some new guests Wednesday morning and are starting to hear reports about Cabo.  I know right away that my parents, particularly my Mom, was probably having a heart attack.  All they knew was my last message, worst will be here in an hour and a half and I'll talk to you after and then nothing.  So all they would care about is that their granddaughter had essentially now been missing for 3 days.  The staff that was helping during and after the hurricane stayed on site, so they were very limited in the knowledge about outside our town as well.  But the new travelers arriving had some stories and a little panic was beginning to set in among the guests.  We were hearing that Cabo was like a war zone, most people lost the windows in their houses, they were out of fuel, basic supplies like water and food and people were beginning to loot and rob others.  So some people that had provisions for their families to make it through the storm were evacuating not only because they were told to, but they were being robbed.  Instead of waiting on rescue flights out, they tried to drive to Tijuana.  Other talk was that Cabo airport would not be operational again until some time in October and only military could use the airports in Cabo, La Paz and Loreto.  Wait, no flights out of Loreto either?  Nope.  But maybe next week.  Crap.  I have GOT to get word back to my family.  Mid morning we hear that Sixto is having to turn people away, since we still don't have power he can't take on anyone else as he won't have enough food for his guests that are already there.  He feels bad but someone tells him that a few places in the town of Loreto have power.  Instantly we all want to go to Loreto.  He conjurs up the resort van and it is soaked inside and moldy/musty smelling.  He said if you want to sign up to go into town we'll leave at 10:30 and come back at 3:00.  They handed out towels for us all to sit on and we began the journey to town to find electricity, I was hoping for a phone or signal, along the mountain side.  Poor Sixto knew he had to come up with something to allow the guests to get out for a bit and that nasty van was the best they could do and we all took it, happily.

Now when I say Loreto is a small town, it's a SMALL town and I have no way to describe the lifestyle there except extremely friendly people who live a very simple and laid back life.  Believe it or not, my sis said of course you do, I have a friend in Loreto named Alma.  She worked at the resort 3 years ago and we've stayed in touch over FB.  She's no longer working at the resort but she told me if we come to town where we'd find her.  When we get to town, I gave her a big hug and the phone guy is there chatting with her, a few minutes later she whispers, psssst, Mel, I have a phone line that's working there at her work.  WHAT?!  I run over and call my Dad, he answers and finally my family knows we are OK.  Dad is wanting to chat my leg off and I tell him Dad, I'm agreeing to pay by the minute here so I gotta go, I'll let you all know when we know something about leaving here, etc, hearing that might not be til Monday or Tuesday but I'll let you know.  Until then, just know we are fine.  Now in Loreto cash is really the only form of payment and we had ZERO.  I had planned on getting some from the bank in the hotel but after the storm, that was a wash.  A very nice couple we had been talking to from San Diego insisted we take $40 cash from them and pay them back whenever we could.  We used $20 for me to make that phone call, buy drinks and snacks at the local supermercado.  I gave John and Lori $20 back, saying we only spent half and I'll get it back to you as soon as possible.  I also had a midterm to take on Wednesday, so I needed to get an email to my professor to explain what my situation was and I found an email from him that said he was pushing the midterm back til Sunday.  We take the nice musty smelling van back to the hotel and we are all feeling a bit better, others found internet where they could get off emails to loved ones and give statuses.

Rumors are coming around that power will be back on today and that another storm is in the making, seriously?  Sixto says that they are telling him we'll have power by 5:30pm but that he's not holding his breath.  We start waiting for 5:30!  We go back to lounging poolside for the afternoon and head to dinner.  5:30 comes and goes.  By this time, Sixto has been up for 3 straight days with no break, he's beginning to look exhausted though his composure is great.  Again dinner choices are very limited and by this time my husband is in a pretty foul mood, he's ready for air conditioning and to stop climbing all the steps.  They said they would be happy to let us switch rooms but I said, we are in a corner room up high with the ONLY people who are getting a cross breeze comfortable enough to sleep at night.  If we give that up, sure, less stairs, but miserable nights.  He agreed and we stayed.  We had the stairs memorized, 9 steps, 11 steps, 9 steps, 11 steps, 10 steps, 10, 10 and 10.  That's how you keep from tripping over dark stairs at night carrying a baby.  At 2:30am on Thursday ALL the lights in our room light up and I jump up and scream power!  David is asleep on the patio and he comes inside and Lillie starts yelling as I've scared her.  We close the doors, turn on the a/c and fall back asleep an hour later MUCH more comfortable.

Thursday morning we all get a nice shower, there are elevators again and we are in a great mood. David takes off early for a guided nature hike from the hotel while Lillie and I sleep in.  We meet up for breakfast and the sea looks calm so the 3 of us go kayaking and snorkeling.  That was awesome.  After kayaking we head to clean up and get lunch.  After lunch, there's no a/c in our room again.  We inquire about this and are told that even though we have some power back to the hotel not all the lines are fixed so we have to limit our power usage since the hotel is overloading the system.  Grrr.  But, no more stairs and no more limited food ordering.  We also have off and on internet access and can watch tv.  Thursday night it's hot again but we had a great day and are enjoying the clean hot baths that we don't have to share and watching a movie.

On Friday we are told that a/c people will come to work on the a/c that morning and that in a few hours we should get a/c back.  At this point, who cares, we've been without it all night!  We also know a few people who are scheduled to leave and as far as they've heard, they are still leaving.  So we wait and they don't come back.  Good sign.  I call my concierge and he called Alaska airlines for me.  No flights are being allowed to bring passengers in to the baja, but every flight off the baja is now being called a rescue flight and we will still be flying out on Saturday with other evacuees.  After lunch on Friday we take the cooking class the hotel offers and learn how to make chilaquiles, which was very yummy.  Friday night's activities team entertainment is the theme Cats and Lillie absolutely loved it.  She laughed and clapped and petted them when they came up to us.  It was cute.  And Friday night we have air conditioning again!  Friday night was probably the best night's sleep we had all week.

Saturday morning the hotel is very scarce.  I feel sorry for them cause their guests are leaving but none are being allowed in.  Tourism is really their only source of money on the baja.  We get a great a la carte breakfast and head to our rooms to pack.  Our transportation picks us up and we head to the airport.  To check in at the airport, they hand print a boarding pass for the 3 of us on a piece of paper and stamp it with an Alaska Airlines stamp.  Other than our rescue plane, the Policia Federales are the only ones taking off.  As we wait, a man in a 4x4 pickup truck unloads his wife, twin girls that are Lillie's age and their 3 year old son.  He has in his truck his posessions they could save and their english mastiff dog.  Also from the truck is his sister in law and her 4 year old daughter.  They are business owners in Cabo and have run out of supplies, their kids need basic things that they don't have and they are number 5,000 on a list of people needing evacuation in Cabo, so they drive.  9 hours it took them to get there.  Alaska Airlines puts the girls and children on our flight along with other evacuees.  The twin girls are sick and have fevers and are screaming.  Mom is desperately trying to carry all 3 kids, the Aunt finally gets the boy to go with her.  As we all make our way through security, the girls are screaming still and I look over and the Mom has tears streaming down her face.  I immediately hand whatever I'm carrying to David and go over and put my arm around her. I said do you need anything at all? She said no, I just see everyone staring at me with screaming kids, they all hate me. I said OMG we're all staring at you because we feel sorry for you and can't imagine what yall have just been through! And if they aren't screw them. You'll never see these people again in your life and it's ALMOST all over. In less than 3 hours this will all be behind you, you've made it this far, you're almost there. She wiped her face, thanked me and David and Lillie and I tried to entertain the girls. 

The plane ride home was uneventful though the customs guy gave us a bit of trouble for having hand written boarding passes. I rolled my eyes at him, he had us wait while he got a supervisor who just waved us through. 

I know many people say they need a vacation from their vacation, this time it was almost a necessity and I called a mulligan!















Friday, January 18, 2013

A Baby's Coming


On Friday, January 4th, 2013 I had my 39 week ob appointment.  I woke up feeling crampy and achy and nauseous.  When being examined by the nurse she said oh, you're abdomen is tight, feels like a contraction.  I said "Oh, as in a real contraction?"  She said yes.  Sweet, I kept thinking any time then.  After talking to Dr. Laden she told me I should be done working for the day and she let me know that she was the on-call Dr. that weekend.  To me it was a secret message that this was going to be the weekend!  She said my cervix was at a 3 on the outside but came down into a cone shape to a 1 cm.  I continued to have non-progressing contractions all day at random intervals.  Well, at least this was progress.  The good news was that I was in early labor, the bad news is that I was in EARLY labor!  I felt pretty miserable all day so I asked to borrow our friend's Jacuzzi tub that night so I could relax.  After that relaxing bath, I didn't have another single contraction the rest of the weekend.  Come Monday I went to the gym with my sister, walked 2 miles on the treadmill, then did some squats and thigh adductors and abductors.  My theory was to get the party started.  Later that day and Tuesday I had just a few handful of mild contractions.  Wednesday I couldn't wait for the work day to end so I could go sleep.  David came home from work and I told him I was just too exhausted to cook dinner or do much else than sit on the couch.  He happily fixed us something for dinner and served me on a tv tray.  As we were watching tv, I had a few stronger contractions.  I noted to him that they seemed stronger than the ones over the weekend.  About 10pm we went to bed, by 10:30 David was sound asleep and I was feeling a bit nauseous.  At 11pm I started getting contractions, it just felt like really strong cramps but they would come every 10 minutes.  I started using my iPhone app to track them closer to 11:30 when I realized they were probably the real thing.  By midnight they were coming every 8 minutes.  In between contractions I went to the restroom and heard/felt a ker-plop.  Odd.  I look down and see what I believe to be my plug.  Then at 1 am they were at 6 minutes apart.  Hmmm, definitely progressing!  I decided to wake David and let him know I think we were headed to the hospital.  He got out of bed and took a shower.  Then he got in the closet and said to me, I actually have NO idea what to wear!  I said aww baby that's cute, put on a pair of jeans and a tshirt and let's go!  At this point it was 2am and the contractions were 4 minutes apart.  As part of my "birth plan" I wanted to labor at home until the contractions were 5 minutes apart.  I had definitely met that goal.  We climbed in the Tahoe and headed to the hospital.  I was very thankful to be going at 2 in the morning and not having any traffic to deal with!

We pulled up to the emergency room and David helped me out.  They sent me straight to registration just to sign in since I was already pre-registered.  They called labor and delivery to bring down a wheelchair and come and get me while David parked the car.  The nurse that took me to L&D was really kind but you know they do this all the time because they ask you questions and hand you paperwork to fill out while you're in the middle of a contraction.  I close my eyes, grip the chair and breathe through it, completely trying to drown out those around me.  I was taken to triage and was told they would hook me to monitors and watch my labor for an hour.  I needed to have consistent contractions under 10 mins apart and have my cervix progress.  They asked when the last time I had gone to the doctor was and what my cervix was at that appointment.  When I said Friday my cervix in their office was at a 1cm, after 30 minutes, contractions had moved to 3 to 4 minutes apart and cervix at 3cm and they said you're being admitted.  As part of the admitting process they asked if I would want an epidural or something in my iv for pain.  I said I didn't know if I wanted an epidural yet, that I wanted to try to get to 5 cm first, but I did not want any iv pain meds as I felt if I wanted those I would go ahead w/ the epidural.  So after all the prep work, blood draw, iv put in, etc, I was taken to my room.  After I got settled into bed there, my contractions were 2 to 3 minutes apart and they were curling my toes strong.  I told my nurse, ok, I'm ready for the epidural now.  I had gone from contractions at 11 pm, arriving at the hospital at 2:30 am and made it to my room at 6am, thus 7 hours of labor on my own, I felt like I had done pretty well.  They checked my cervix and I was at a 5.  Sweet, another milestone on my "birth plan" met, now let's have that epidural.

The nurse then informs me that as they were putting in my iv earlier the reason they asked if I wanted an epidural is because a special iv concoction had to be put in my system before they could even call anesthesia.  So they would need to switch my iv bag and wait for that to go into my system first.  WHAT??!!  When I decided I wanted the epidural it was pretty much that I wanted it NOW!  Ok, so how long is this going to take?  She informed me they could open it up all the way and put a pressure weight or something on it, basically to force it fast into my arm.  So the whole thing took about 15 minutes.  The anesthesiologist on call came in and administered the epidural pretty quickly.  They made David leave for this part because too many Dad's passed out, lol!  To which I thought David would be ok, but he later told me to see his wife stuck with a big needle in her back probably would've not been good.  I'm pretty much terrified of needles so this was scary to me, but, if it made the toe curling contractions stop hurting, I was willing.  The worst part of the epidural was the numbing shot and the burning feeling of the liquid.  But that lasted all of 30 seconds before I couldn't feel anything anymore.  Then the epidural went in.  I felt the pressure but not the pain and it was over before I knew it.  Next they cleaned my back and sprayed it with sticky stuff to make sure the tape adhered well to my back to keep the epidural tube from moving.  All this time I still have strong contractions and being told to hold really still, I was definitely using some sort of breathing techniques to get through it!  I laid back down and after about 2 to 3 more contractions I started feeling relief.  A few more contractions that felt pretty mild and then I was not feeling anything anymore, I had to check the monitor to see if I was still having them.

After the epidural I was able to tolerate guests into my room.  My Mom and Sister showed up first, followed by my "sister from another mother", Shannon.  Unfortunately as predicted, the epidural slowed down progress a little bit.  Instead of contractions every 2 minutes, they were back at every 5 minutes.  Dr. Laden called the nurses to check on me and there had been no progression since 5 cm.  She ordered the lowest dose of Pitocin at the slowest drip to see if we could get things moving.  At this point my Dad, mother-in-law and step-daughter show up.  I had had about 2 hours of contraction relief and was starting to feel my contractions again.  I let the nurses know and they ordered an extra shot of something into the epidural.  My room was at the end of the hall right next to a lounge area and most everyone was out there chatting.  David and Shannon were in my room.  Next thing we hear is an alarm go off.  But buzzers and alarms were sounding all the time and it was usually for another room.  Not this time.  A team of people literally run into my room, about 5.  They throw and oxygen mask on me, 3 nurses pick me up by the sheet under me and flip me to my side and stuff pillows under to keep me propped up.  What on earth is going on.  Someone else sticks their head in, I heard you guys need help in here.  Another nurse says I think we've got it covered, one second.  We all sit and listen and the buzzer stops.  I'm still at a loss as to what just happened and the rest of my visitors in the hall are all shocked because they saw everyone come running in from all over.  So little miss Lillie's heart rate had been in the 140s all this time and all of a sudden it dropped to the 80s.  Since that is a big concern an alarm goes off and everyone comes running in.  Well, whatever they did to remedy it, flip me over, put on oxygen, etc, worked and her heart rate slowly climbed back up.  They made a call to Dr. Laden to inform her of what just happened and alert her of baby's distress.  She ordered Pitocin to be shut down immediately.

At that time it was decided to go ahead and break my water.  This can trigger your cervix to dilate more.  About 15 minutes later my Dr shows up to break my water, reaches inside with a sharp crochet hook looking thing and said ok, her water has already been broken. Do What?  She said there's no bag for her to hook.  She asked if my water had broken at home.  No I said, not that I know of.  I then went to explain that I was pretty sure I had lost my plug around 1 am and that maybe that ker-plop also included my water breaking.  Dr said but you would've still leaked some here and there, was your underwear not damp after?  I said Dr. Laden, you can look at my cross eyed and I might pee myself and not know it this last week, so my underwear is pretty much always damp!  Ok, she laughed, good point.  We determined that this was probably when my water broke after all and I just didn't know it.  Far different from any movie scenario!  At this point my cervix is a 6 and baby is still above the -3 station, making no sign of moving into the birth canal and helping to open my cervix.  Dr. Laden did a double check, added in the contraction monitor in utero and said the space was really really tight.  Basically doesn't' look like baby is going to fit through the pelvic bone.  She said she'd be back in 30 minutes and if baby hadn't moved down any, we were going into surgery.

As disappointed as I was in having to go into surgery I felt at peace with it.  At least we would know when she'd be here and we couldn't keep stressing her out like that.  What most likely was happening is that the contractions were trying to force her through, but she wasn't fitting, then her head was compressing on the umbilical cord and cutting off circulation, thus putting her in fetal distress.  We definitely couldn't risk that.  So they gave Daddy his gear to wear in surgery and wheeled me off.  David had to wait in the hall to surgery until I was all prepped.  They put up the sheet and began preparations.  Dr. Laden used a tool that was sharp on one end and dull on the other end and also a tool to pinch me with and ask if I could feel the sharp or the dull.  Each time I was able to tell her.  So they ordered an additional medicine in my epidural.  After 3 minutes we tried again, the same.  A second shot and 3 minute wait.  Finally, Dr. Laden tried again and I said seriously, it feels like you're trying to pierce my belly button, ouch.  She said call the head anesthesiologist, we have to put her under.  I let out a cry, NOOOOOO!  I knew what that meant.  It meant David could not be there during it and neither of us would get to witness our daughter being born.  But for baby reasons, we needed to get her out asap and didn't have time to re-do the epidural or put in a spinal block.  As I lay there upset and crying the nurse said can her husband at least come in and kiss her?  Dr. Laden said yes, quickly, tell him what's going on.  He came in with his mask on, I'm crying and he's kissing me through the mask and starts crying, he says baby it's ok, it's ok, I'll be right outside and that's about the last thing I remember.

I wake up from surgery and I'm holding David's hand.  I'm back in my room and I'm shaking very badly and still crying.  Pretty much you go under crying, you're going to wake up crying.  But I very quickly realized that it was all over and stopped crying cause David was saying it's all done, she's perfect, everything went just fine.  I was squeezing his hand and asking if everything about her was normal, all toes, fingers, etc?  He said yes, she couldn't be more perfect.  Whew!  He said I got to see her, want to see some pics?  OMG yes!  So he showed me some pics and it didn't sink in that that was my baby.  I said she has a big ole head and forehead, lol!  David asked if I wanted my family to come in and I said no, not yet, I need to stop shaking and calm down first.  I asked the nurse how long until I stopped shaking and she said it usually takes about an hour.  So I asked if I could have my baby then?  She told me that once you get put under general anesthesia, the baby has to immediately go to the nursery/NICU area for observation for 3 to 4 hours.  Even though they take her as fast as they can after you go under, there's always going to be some amount of drug that she ends up getting.  So she was born at 12:56pm, so basically 1.  3 hours after birth would be 4pm.  I started to watch that clock!  At 2 I had finally stopped shaking so I told David everyone else could come in.  I was still in some pain up until that so I asked for more pain killers.

I really don't remember what happened from 2 until 4 because I could only focus on 4.  I think we discussed how everyone stood there frozen when a team of people came running to my room, to having to make the decision to go under for the surgery.  As the clock neared 4 I let everyone know I would be calling the nurses to go get my baby.  At 4, I rang the nurse call button on my bed and said I'd like to have my baby now.  She said let me get your nurse.  The nurse called back in a second and said I just have to check her out and we'll be there in about 15 minutes.  Ok, I was way excited!  At about 4:14 I sent David into the hallway to see where they were.  A minute or two later he came back and said they are wheeling her this direction now.  Wow the excitement!!  What I didn't realize is that David started recording and he caught the most precious moment of my whole life on video.  Every time I watch it, I still just cry and cry.  She was the most beautiful piece of perfection I had ever seen.


Wednesday, November 28, 2012

Threatening Strike

I've threatened going on strike around here before, many times, and a few times did. I'm feeling a strike coming on again and decided to blog about it! I know I've posted many of these "setbacks" on FB before but don't think I've ever put it all down. But the funny part, oh.my.god, does this make me sound like my mother! Only when I was a kid, she would threaten to run away. I just want to throw my hands up and say I'm on strike.

Two times a month I have a cleaning lady come to clean the house and she brings a helper. I affectionately call them the maids but her name is Mary. Mary keeps my sanity. I love Mary. I fight for Mary. Constantly defend her around this house. Every Thursday before Mary comes a ritual of words spew from my mouth, If you don't put it away, the maids will. Find a place to put it, or the maids will. I pay the maids to clean the house, not to pick up after you. Seriously, if we had a parrot, HE'D at least have this memorized by now! But nope, I'd get just as much satisfaction talking to a brick wall (again, my mother!).

But alas, fallen on deaf ears, the maids pick up stuff and put things away that causes apparent lack of common sense and brain function. The maids don't pick up items from one room and move them to another room. They don't distribute your crap throughout the house in a weak attempt at hide n seek for your enjoyment. If things are left out on a counter or table or desk they will neatly stack these items and if its right next to a drawer where the stack can be neatly put in said drawer, they will put them there. But my family seems to think the maids are in cahoots with fraggle rock or something, hiding away precious items in a cave under the house.

They've been very lucky (or very wise) not to blame me for missing things. But I often want to ask if "the maids took it" excuse is getting tiresome yet, cause it certainly is to me. Today I said you know what, everytime you find an item that you said the maids took, I think you should have to call Mary and apologize! And I promise you 90% of the time, the lost item is sitting right there, if it was a snake it would've bit ya (again, Mom), when the maids get blamed. We've found missing hair accessories in the bathroom drawer with other hair accessories (GASP! I know!), a missing loaf of bread in the...wait for it...PANTRY in the kitchen! Work uniforms that were dirty and on the floor in the...laundry hamper! Seriously, she MUST be fired!! How dare the logic!

And it only gets better! What cracks me up, and something I love to tell others about, is how I'm the only one that seems to know the answers to these questions:
Where do we keep the towels?
In the linen closet where they've been for 3 years.
Do we have any more toilet paper?
In the utility room pantry, right where you helped me put it away last time we unloaded groceries.
Where's my hat?
I've never worn your hat.
The maids did something with my hat.
OY VEY - STRIKE!